Thursday, February 10, 2005

Dear Library Big Wigs

Libraries should be dark and dingy, not gleaming and bright as a dentist's office for children. Stop fucking painting everything white to the nth power! Stop ramping up the flourescent fixtures! Sure, I'm so pale I turn pink walking past the microwave, but I shouldn't have to put on SPF 45 to sit at the Info Desk. I'm wearing sunglasses here. Christ!

Bring back the old dank ceiling tiles! Please re-paint the lobby a dank beige bordering on taupe.

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