Sometimes a banana...

I'm slogging ever-so-slowly through the dense arcana of G.I. Gurdjieff's Beelzebub's Tales to his Grandson, and one of the assertions our reprobate extraterrestrial archangel makes in his long twisted narrative is that Humans are silly to believe they evolved from Apes. In fact, according to Beelzebub, Apes evolved from Humans who did the nasty with other primate relatives.

Turns out it's all true! Must be something to Gurdjieff's claims to have read the Akashic Records.