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A bunch of appealing "quaddies" with a heavy metal attitude bash the shit out of each other playing wheelchair rugby, culminating in a trip to Athens for the 2006 Paralympics. I fantasized about the Canadian and US murderball squads rolling into those boring ass birds from March of the Penguins and kicking ass and stealing their Oscar.

My favorite part? Either the awful practical joke where a limbless "quaddie" hides in a box and scares the shit of a young woman, or perhaps the clips of the educational sex tape for para/quadraplegics.

Tomorrow when I'm dragging my sorry ass around the track at Towson High, complaining about hip, knee, and ankle pain, I'll count my blessings.

Zupan Rules!