Monday, May 01, 2006

May Day

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I agree wholeheartedly with President Bush that the Star-Spangled Banner should only be sung in English. Everyone knows after all that English is the language of America, and was the exclusive tongue on our lilly-white continent long before any lousy Spanish-speaker set foot here.

Uh, except for that guy who 'discovered' America. And, um, the Spanish settlers who were here long before the French and English, in Florida and the American Southwest.

Hey Bush--I think the Bible should only be read in Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek. By your logic, if you can't read those languages then you can't be a Christian! If you read the Bible in translation you must be too stupid to learn, or too lazy to bother.


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