Surge and Accelerate

"To Do"

1. Steal more civil liberties.
2. Invade another soverin sovurein sov evil axis country.
3. Finish Reader's Digest Condensed version of My Pet Goat.
4. Barney's tick bath.
5. Talk to God.
6. Talk to Jesus.
7. Talk to Dad.
8. Use Karl's Mac laptop to put speeded-up Saddam hanging video to Benny Hill music.
9. Ask for the gist of all the reports I didn't read this week.
10. Clear brush.