Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Why do I even have the internets?

Now that the FBI has made porn a priority, I'm wondering if I should purge my hard-drive of all those Charmane Star , Lilly Thai, and Peter North mpegs before the Feds come a-knockin'.

We'll have to ditch my wife's favorite DVD--the Rocco/Dierdre Holland scene and the Dierdre/Jon Dough scene are among the best ever!

[Of course we'd never actually watch such filth, Mr. Gonzalez. We only read the descriptions.]

The only things actually produced in the US now are porn and hamburgers, for goodness' sake!