5) Where is the Library?
4) Do you have Kleenex?
3) Can I watch TV here?
2) Can you help me find Harvard Business Review out there? I mean I know the alphabet and all, but there's more than one letter in the word Harvard and I get confused.
1) Give me that sexy over-the-glasses librarian look. Oh, yeah! (asked by a forty-something male patron of student employee O., who obliged his creepy ass)