Thursday, December 09, 2004

My worst nightmare

Incoherent, hysterical, and sociopathic--Ann Coulter thinks Canada is dangerous!

4 comments:

Marc J. Hampton said...

Ugh. I cant view the link because my computer sucks ass. May I have some transcript highlights? Ann Coulter is one of my guilty pleasures. I like to count how many times she says "liberal," "liberal elite," "liberal media elite," or how many times she alludes to Bill Clinton's adultery. It's...STAGGERING.

Even her new book has the word "liberal" in the title. It's like a little kid who can't stop saying "poop," because it makes all the other kids laugh. Does she know what the word means? Is it just the word for anyone who doesnt agree with her? So, there are no "conservatives" who oppose war and don't loathe gays and Muslims?

You know this woman cuts off men's limbs and keeps the guys barely alive in body bags in her apartment, feeding them her vomit.

Maybe thats why she is perilously anorexic. Look at pics of her in a sleeveless top. This girl needs a sandwich.

Anonymous said...

She is a scary fucking skeleton.

Em

Anonymous said...

Speaking of evil fucking skeletons, have you ever seen the reviews (of which this links to one) on this site?

note: language

http://seanbaby.com/ifls/090.shtml

Something about this CRACKS ME UP.

Emily

Geoff said...

Marc, I won't bother with the transcript because you already know it--your list above captures it pretty much, except for the hateful and inaccurate Canada-bashing.

Her last paperback had a blurb about how Menckenesque she was. Comparing a meanspirited hack to one of the greatest prose stylists of the 20th century...ugh.

Em, the link to seanbaby has me crying. I'll never look at the Hepburn bathing suit scene in The Philadelphia Story again without thinking of skeletons.