I gleefully look forward to having a new President. I'll start trashing his ass as soon as he takes office.
If I'm wrong, and W. is again The Guy, I'll buy a shack in Alaska and get a gig on a fishing boat for 5k a month--they're about to legalize weed up there and I'm ready to drop the fuck out for the next four years. I can read Gibbon and Plutarch and think about how little things have changed. When they start digging in ANWAR I'll go detonate myself in protest, or at least I'll quote de Beauvoir at the fuckers:
Il y avait un mot qui revenait souvent dans la bouche des adultes: c’est inconvenant. Le contenu en était quelque peu incertain. Je lui avais d’abord attribué un sens plus ou moins scatalogique.
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Did you hear about Louisiana's Senate race? Senators elected there have to have at least 50% of the vote, and neither the Dem or GOP candidate is projected to have that tomorrow, so (if necessary) a runoff will decide it in December. So it may be the better part of 2 months before we know who will control the Senate!!
Same thing happened two years ago with Landreau, but she won. I'd heard the Rep was uncomfortably close to 50%--hopefully they don't score that because it would be a pickup for them (tho Breaux, even though a [D], was only nominally a [D], much like the dearly soon-departed Zel M.).
I look forward to having Bush again as President. I'll start trashing YOUR Frenchie frog quoting traitor ass for sticking around and moaning instead of moving up to Alaska.
--B ill W oszowski, Esq.
"Nobody is molesting me! Nobody is stealing my rams! Nobody has blinded me!" quoth the Cyclops Polyphemus.
Sputter, splut quoth the heavy red lidded one eyed snake, Jake,,,,ob Cr4eutzer sonata dis-ease ointment purveyor!!!
Tyme to go hooomee, and tomorrow, the end of civilization as we know it???
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