This is totally lame, dude. Everyone knows Phelps got his magnificent lung capacity by pulling on a three-foot bong.
I hope his sponsors don't pull out on him, now that he's kicked off the team. But if they do, he can sign endorsements for Visine, Doritoes, Frito Lay, etc.
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Shame on him! I for one am greatly disappointed in him. Just heard he lost a sponsor and I'm sure others will follow. Maybe in four years people will forgive and forget.
I'd feel sorry for him if he weren't such a doofus. Bong hits should be an Olympic sport. I think all this incident proves that you can be a pot head and succeed. Way to show the true Towson High Spirit Mike!
Oh, Jesus H. Christ... once again, we deify a person solely because he has an abnormally high ratio of fast-twitch to slow-twitch muscles, then act surprised and shocked when he does what most normal 24-year-olds do. Give me a break. In five years, no one's gonna remember this shit, nor care, except a bunch of self-righteous ding-dongs. Phelps is going to be lounging around his 15-million-dollar pad with a bazillion gold medals hanging from his neck and pulling on a big fat blunt, saying "Suck it, bitches! If you're so worried about whether your kids are toking the herb, better check out your kid's FRIENDS -- the people they're most likely to emulate -- before you worry about what I'm doing! Oh, and on your way out, toss me that box of Twizzlers. Thanks!"
Didn't they already determine in the last winter olympics that pot use was fine since it's not a sports enhancing drug? We can thank the pothead snowboarders for that one. So...what's all the hub bub....bub?
Guess he had another reason for eating those 11,000 calorie meals...
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