"We can't stop the dancing chickens..."

Features as its main characters a mentally deficient musician, a prostitute beset by the most vile pimps ever, and a whacky old mesmerist. When crime-ridden Berlin becomes too hectic for this detached trio, they escape to rural Wisconsin and attempt the American Dream.

At least an 8.5 on the Bleak-o-Meter. Guaranteed to eradicate totally any holiday cheer.