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Another Towson undergrad:

Him: Uh, I tried all three payphones in here and none of them work. Can I use your phone?

Me: Is it a local number?

Him: No, it's long distance.

Me: What did you dial on the payphones? It's weird that all of them would be down at once.

Him: I dialed a 301 number, but it just gave me a busy signal.

Me: Did you dial 1 first?

Him: Yes.

Me: Did you put in any money?

Him: No.

Me: YOU HAVE TO PUT MONEY IN THE PAY PHONES FOR THEM TO WORK.