Walking to the Park on Friday I passed a guy sitting on the stoop outside his apartment building. I said "hello" and he replied: "You ain't fooling nobody, Mr. Officer."
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what was your response? Hearty hales of laughter, or a bemused smirk?
8 comments:
what was your response? Hearty hales of laughter, or a bemused smirk?
Funny tale regardless.
Surprise, laughter, then bemused smirk. There's really nothing to say in that situation--it's like answering "Have you stopped beating your wife?"
Bwahaha! That's hilarious!!
I should grow back my cop 'stache.
The more handlebar-y, the better
Well, have you stopped beating your wife, mr. officer?
Yes, I mean NO, I mean I never...
You're under arrest!
The last time I took the GRE handlebar-y was featured in an analogy question.
maybe I can get you a "millions of dead cops" t-shirt from John's Hardcore contacts. That may give you some street cred.
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