Good Lord

Alexander Hamilton was the last guy shot by a sitting Vice President before Dick Cheney blasted his buddy full of buckshot a couple years back. Hamilton might have been a lousy duelist, but he was prescient when it came to impeachment:

“The prosecution of them, for this reason, will seldom fail to agitate the passions of the whole community, and to divide it into parties more or less friendly or inimical to the accused. In many cases it will connect itself with the pre-existing factions, and will enlist all their animosities, partialities, influence, and interest on one side or on the other; and in such cases there will always be the greatest danger that the decision will be regulated more by the comparative strength of parties, than by the real demonstrations of innocence or guilt.” [emphasis mine]

From the Federalist Papers, #65

"Comparative strength of the parties" is eloquent Founding Father speech for "pussies will always get beaten, even if they have Reason, Morals, a strong Majority, and the Law on their side." The Democrats are a bunch of pussies. If you look up "Reasons for Impeachment" in the Federalist Papers, there is a picture of Dick Cheney. The Founders knew about him from the writings of Nostradamus. Or Publius. Whatever.

The Democrats suck. I hate them. Dick Cheney is ranked in national opinion polls just above colo-rectal cancer, and they are afraid to go after him. There is ample evidence that Cheney is corrupt and unfit to serve. He's a war monger, a war profiteer, a liar, a cheat, a hypocrite, a felon who shot his friend after drinking too many Schlitzes and covered it up, a draft-dodger, and he can't even stay awake during Cabinet meetings.

But Pelosi, Reid, and Hoyer want to protect him from the oh-so-powerful Dennis Kucinich. Oh my God. What a trainwreck. Throw the bums out! And don't get me started on Feinstein and Schumer. Jesus. Fuck them.