The tracking details for the replacement of that Amazon package lost by the USPS give me pause for concern:
Date Time Location Event Details
December 31, 1969 03:59:59 PM US Arrival Scan
May 31, 2007 08:39:00 AM CAPITOL HEIGHTS MD US In transit
May 30, 2007 --- US Carrier notified to pick up package
Somehow the package has gone back in time to when I was 7 months old. I doubt I'll like Amy Winehouse much.