I don't know about anyone else, but I'm glad Tom Ridge and John Ashcroft are dedicating Homeland Security resources to dangerous criminal masterminds like Tommy Chong and Cat Stevens. Those pipes Tommy was selling online? Definitely bad news. Potheads are known to be really troublesome and potentially violent individuals, after all. And as for Yusef Islam (formerly Cat Stevens), I know violence could result if I were ever to hear "Peace Train" again, so we better burn his CDs as well as send him packing.
Meanwhile, every day, thousands of tractor-trailer size shipping crates are unloaded in Baltimore, Louisianna, Seattle, California, New York, Detroit--none of which have ever been peeped in by anyone except those who packed them.
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