Conniption just dropped by--on a break from his Art class. Apparently, he can't draw. That means he needs to take an Art class. Before Statistics, he probably couldn't do Statistics either.
Apparently the pornos Double Engine picked up the other night were no good. I could've told them that--they'd already borrowed the only good one I have on DVD and ended up with little M. because of it. Sex and Zen is simply painfully bad, even for a cult film, but it has its charms nonetheless.
Mondays are great because my student assistant wants to know everything, and wants to help EVERY patron. She's diametrically opposed to the Moron I work with Sundays and Tuesdays. Not only is he a Moron, but he's Lazy to boot.
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Is he taking Nude Figure Drawing 101? snicker
I have all awesome student assistants this year! They're great workers. My only regret is that I don't get to work with either of the HA twins. Yes, you heard right--HA TWINS!!!! Ok, one works in cataloging but to not schedule me with the circulation assistant--criminal! This stack master will never get to share with her the joys of stack maintenance...
did I write that?
OK, maybe I need to take an art class. Still, I don't think I'll be able to draw any better after taking the class than I can now. My hands are good for choking people and squeezing brake levers --and maybe a couple of other things -- but that's about it. I can't even sign my name the same way twice and I'm supposed to learn how to draw? Stats? I had Stats and can't do those either. I think I'd be better at performance art. I've had a lot of practice.
We don't get to draw any nudes either. According to the teacher, TU doesn't provide models for the night classes.
Oh, don't even!!
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