Here is a list of cool/interesting/disgusting things I've found on my stoop lately:
5) crack and smack vials (red caps, blue caps, yellow caps, AND black caps); empty, alas!
4) an empty Magnum condom box
3) a Dr. Scholl's comfort insert
2) a razor blade
1) the Spear of Destiny
2 comments:
Now your armies can conquer all four corners of the Earth with increased foot comfort!
PS: I always sheath my Spear of Destiny in Magnums.
I saw the Dr. Scholl's on Mother's Day. Glad I missed the other stuff.
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