Monday, June 01, 2009

Things found on my stoop

Here is a list of cool/interesting/disgusting things I've found on my stoop lately:

5) crack and smack vials (red caps, blue caps, yellow caps, AND black caps); empty, alas!

4) an empty Magnum condom box

3) a Dr. Scholl's comfort insert

2) a razor blade

1) the Spear of Destiny

2 comments:

  1. Now your armies can conquer all four corners of the Earth with increased foot comfort!

    PS: I always sheath my Spear of Destiny in Magnums.

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  2. I saw the Dr. Scholl's on Mother's Day. Glad I missed the other stuff.

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